Stop snuffing out my Flames of Youth!
How did you manage to be so incredibly annoying Mama?
(During online drivers ed): Speedometer, doo dooo doo doo do...Speedometer, doo do do do...
You're too enthusiastic Mama. You have to read the mood. Sometimes it's OK to be enthusiastic, other times you need to just chill.
You're so great Mama. I acknowledge your greatness.
Mama: What's so funny?
J: None of your earwax.
