To be honest, they should really be called "Improbable Burgers".
Remember when I used to think misogynists were masseuses?
These pot stickers have the perfect friction coefficient for dipping just the right amount of sauce.
I'm waiting for your eyes to roll two pi radians...
Mama: "Clean up your mess from breakfast."
Julian: "It's not a mess, it's art. It's Modern Art. Some people would pay a lot of money to see it."
