I know how to tell if the tooth fairy is real. First, you don't tell your parents when you tooth is wiggly. Then, you don't tell them when your tooth falls out, and put it under your pillow.
Mama, how does this (something on the stereo) work? Oh! Wow, by just following my brain a little bit, I figured it out.
In wonder if those dials (car speedometer and RPM-ometer) have motors, or if they work by pressure.
This pocket is sound-proof. Really, it is.
(At Mama's office): Your work is like magic.It's like magic to me, Mama. I might work here when I'm old.
It's three to two. I hope you win the next game and then we'll have a tie again. That was fun.
(Referring to his first adult tooth coming in, and the fact that it's more jagged than his baby teeth): It shouldn't be like a pizza cutter--so smooth--it should be more like a wood saw.
Bonus exclamation from Mama's visitng mom: Oh Golly Moses!