You know what I'm interested in and like to think about? Getting all of the somethings in the world and putting them in one place. Like all the chickens in the world. Putting them here. Maybe one flock of chickens would take up our whole living room.
You are the socket of my eye.
I can't be a foot away from you, Mama. Let's be a barnacle-made-for-two.
Let's just take our hate and put it in the garbage. Actually, the compost, so it can turn into something good.
[dressed up with a tie and pin-striped vest] I'm a hotel
manager! (What do you do as hotel manager?) I...uh...look for walls
that aren't that good and I replace them. I use a sledgehammer!
You know what I want for my birthday? A sledgehammer.
[at the Food Bank, in honor of MLK] We're not leaving until this place is BLAZING clean!
I'm going to have 100 kids. And Mama, you will have to make breakfast for them. Actually, you'll only have to make one and there will be 99 robots to make the rest.
[at the end of our See-if-you-can-get-out-the-door-to-school-without-anyone-yelling Contest] Mama, it succeeded! I'm out the door!
VIDEO: How to Tie a Tie, starring Julian.