Can you sound mean saying "bubbles"? Try it. There's no way to make it sound mean.
I'm supposed to come up with a "big question" for my science project. Maybe calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm kind of partial to tetrahedrons.
We used to have a bunch of dried fruit around. And now they're gone...like pickles in the wind.
Mama: Don't forget you're grounded today.
Julian: You might think so, but I'm not, really. I'm in the air, not grounded.
Mama: Julian, please stop squealing!
J: My voice is going to change and I won't be able to anymore, so I want to take advantage of it!
(After giving her a hug): Mama, you've suddenly gotten really short.
Mama, please make more plantains. I love them--make six next time. I think they're stretching out my palette.
Mama, if you didn't know the word irrelevant or relevant, what would you think it meant?
Do you know how to pop your eyeballs out? Go too deep.
What-cha-talkin' about? Shitake mushrooms about!
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