[His favorite color is now blue.]
S: I'm your biggest fan.
J: I'm your littlest fan. I love you infinity.
S: Poor Haiti.
J: There's a box at my school where you can put money for Haiti.
S: I already sent money.
J: I can bring my own money myself and put it in the box.
I think in the olden days, they used to kill loofas and use them as wheels.
What is outside the universe?
[Watching me replace the kitchen smoke detector that I had taken down to make it stop beeping]:
Are we done burning things for the day, Mama?